Men of Folklore
Brian legit expected one of these bands to have existed in the late 80’s and have reformed. That would have been some good made-up back story. One of these bands accuse some dude of actually being the fictitious back story. The other third…well, they don’t really fit the gag, so just make something up yourself.
He Is Legend – few (Spinefarm)
Shores of Null – Black Drapes for Tomorrow (Candlelight)
Vampire – With Primeval Force (Century Media)
Goatwhore – “Vengeful Ascension” from Vengeful Ascension out June 23rd from Metal Blade